I'm so excited to learn to know Sweden! I met my swedish girlfriend back in Brazil and she brought me here to Sweden. I have already tasted snus, lingonsylt and surströmming, but now I wan't to travel across the country and learn to live like a Swede! Come on, let's dance! Should I go to Kalmar and punch a Dane in the face, or are they welcome to Sweden nowadays? I will travel with my cavaquinho and make people smile and laugh with my sunny music from Brazil. But where should I go first? I have now been in Malmö half a year but this place sucks! Can't see no Sweden here, my friend! Gotta go north, my inner voice says to me: Gotta go north and play my cavaquinha to the fierce northern tribes! Is Karlstad a good place to start? Is it very cold and dangerous there?

När jag varit i malmö har jag tyyckt det varit en mysig och charmig stad. Helt klart svensk. Och varför ska du slå en dansk i kalmar. Lär inte drälla av dom där...

Karlstad vet jag inget om. Men alla städer är väl helt ok. Ivart fall på sommaren

Well I have already been robbed two times here, compared to only one time back in Rio, so I can't say I like it very much! This is a shit hole town, totally.

I thought the Swedes and the Danes hated each other, so I figuerd I should punch a Dane in the face to befriend the Swedes?

Then I shall venture to Karlstad and make the town sing with my sunny music from Brazil!

Sweden is actually a fantastic country. You've got a lot to discover here. I give you some tips.
The westcoast fo Sweden is fantastic and a "must see" when you are here. Take the train to Stroemstad and discover the wonderful archipelago here. You also got some of our oldest literature in Vitlycke Tanum. I'll give you some pictures on world-info.se.
The north of sweden is another place with a neture you donot see any other place. Try Torne river by summer and enjoy the wonderful quiet, clean nature. Like this place
Another place you'll have to visit is Gotland in summer. Visby Gotland sweden. I also suggest visiting Gothenburg. A small cosy town with a wonderful archipelago. See more on https://www.citygbg.nu/archipelago/map.php
Please tell us about your trip.