Pattaya är inget ställe där man åker med flickvännen/fru eller familjen. Du åker själv eller med polarna och har kul så länge du har pengar att betala med.

Om du har varit på öl-baren och hämtat ett fnask så vill du inte springa på grannen med familj som är på samma ställe - därmed undviker man svensk- och familjeområden i Thailand. Närheten till BKK gör att du har alibi - man åker ju ditt Pattaya är aldrig PK men väl så trevligt för oss som fattar poängen. Njuta av litet Det finns ju fler ställen men knappast något säkrare

Pattaya Pattaya

Took a trip to thailand,
land of million smiles
Made a stop in Bangkok, so easy so nice, ItÂ’s too far for Phuket, with my money pocketÂ….
IÂ’ll go to Pattayaaaaaaa

Pattaya Pattaya

Phuuying love you mak mak

Go Tony, Hollywood, Marine Bar Disco,
Get excited at X-Zite, welcome in Buffalo,
when itÂ’s raining Phuket, itÂ’s more fun when you Â….
get the night in Pattayaaaaaaa

Pattaya Pattaya

Phuuying love you mak mak

We should too have some suntan on the site,
spend the day on the beach, the night is the night,
handsome men very chique, I like you very big,
Sexy man Pattayaaaaaaa

Pattaya Pattaya

Pattaya Pattaya

Phuuying love you mak mak

Go Tony, Hollywood, Marine Bar Disco,
Get excited at X-Zite, welcome in Buffalo,
handsome men very chique, I like you very big,
Sexy man Pattayaaaaaaa

Pattaya Pattaya
Phuuying love you mak mak

Pattaya Pattaya
Phuuying love you mak mak

Mr Sex man Pattaya
Sexy man Pattaya
Pattaya Pattaya

And then these similar lyrics (though I wonder what the guy was on when he typed this up):

Pattaya, Pattaya
Pattaya, Pattaya

DonÂ’t get ripped off totally in the land of many smiles
Maybe shop in Buakhao, so easy, so nice
ItÂ’s too far for Phuket
With my money, Phuket
IÂ’ll go to Pattaya

Pattaya, Pattaya Po Ying Lub U Mah Mah

Go Tony, Hollywood, Marine Dar Disco
Get excited on Xzyte, Welcome in Buffalo

When its rain in Phuket
ItÂ’s more fun when you get
The night in Pattaya

Pattaya, Pattaya Po Ying Lub U Mah Mah

Be sure to see some of the sites
Spend the day on the beach
The night is the night

Handsome man, very chic
I like you, very big
sexy man, Pattaya

Pattaya, Pattaya
Pattaya, Pattaya Po Ying Lub U Mah Mah

Go Tony, Hollywood, Marine Dar Disco
Get excited on Xzyte, Welcome in Buffalo

Handsome man, very chic
I like you, very big
sexy man, Pattaya

Pattaya, Pattaya Po Ying Lub U Mah Mah
Pattaya, Pattaya Po Ying Lub U Mah Mah

Mr. Sexy man in Pattaya